THE ROYAL COMDEY TOUR 2011 IN TOLEDO,OHIO

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The Kuma Years… (via In My Viewport)

FUNNY:)

These are just a few samples of the work I did while at Kuma Games in NYC. I had a good time there. We used the Source Engine to create almost weekly installments of an episodic game based on real world events and news. We also used it to create several other games such as Shootout! and Dogfights for The History Channel. The John Oliver model was for a spot we were featured in on Comedy Central's The Daily Show. … Read More

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GHOST: Then and Now, Opens September 8 (via Miss Rosen)

CHECK THIS OUT!

I first met GHOST when I was curating "Down by Law." My boy Stern Rockwell asked if I wanted to meet him and I almost fell off my chair. If you haven't figured it out yet, graffiti makes me weak in the knees, so it was a good thing I was sitting or I might have broken a hip. GHOST agreed to meet me at KET's spot. I was standing outside when I saw this guy coming through carrying a couple of canvases. I felt real dorky, but I played it professiona … Read More

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Ain't No Thang Like a South Dakota Time Lapse Video (via ColoNYC Music)

THIS IS SO KOOL!

No but seriously. There's nothing better than a good time lapse video. Stunning. Motivating music? I think so. http://vimeo.com/dakotalapse/tempest … Read More

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Watercolor Texture (via The Wannabe Artiste : Where Living is Easel)

IF YOU LIKE TO DO YOUR OWN UPGRADES HERE SOME INFO FOR YOU….THANK ME LATER:)

While perusing the art section at my local library, I stumbled upon a mixed media book using mostly watercolor. Kind-of a "here's all the stuff you can do with watercolors" thing. I looooove watercolor paint. Seriously. I'd marry it if it weren't creepy and if I weren't already happily married. It's the most forgiving medium in the art world, I think, and it's transparent. I like that. So when I saw a book with random out-of-the-box suggestions, … Read More

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Are You Getting Enough Sex?

Men complained they weren’t getting enough sex, as did two-thirds of the women who complained – but another third of the women said they were having more sex than they wanted. Tell me what yall think….

Sex are you getting some?

Sex is a natural instinct. Sure, we can live without it, just like we can also technically survive without much exercise or whole foods. But when you start fulfilling these basic needs for your body, you quickly discover why healthy living is worth the effort.

The Mean Things People Say

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice.

Are your parents siblings?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Calling you silly would be an insult to silly people.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d had enough oxygen at birth?

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Don’t you have a terribly empty feeling – in your skull?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don’t you need a license to be that ugly?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

He has a mind like a steel trap – always closed!

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an .

He’s not silly; he’s possessed by a slow ghost.

Here’s 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my Bottom.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

I don’t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.

I don’t know what makes you so silly, but it really works!

I don’t think you are a fool. But then what’s MY opinion against thousands of others?

I hear the only place you’re ever invited is outside.

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

I know you are nobody’s fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can’t count that high.

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I’d like to leave you with one thought…but I’m not sure you have anywhere to put it!

I’d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

I’ll never forget the first time we met – although I’ll keep trying.

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

If I ever need a brain transplant, I’d choose yours because I’d want a brain that had never been used.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn’t be murder; it would be genocide!

If what you don’t know can’t hurt you, she’s invulnerable.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn’t fill an M&M.

Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent.

Learn from your parents’ mistakes – use birth control!

Pardon me, but you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Some day you will find yourself – and wish you hadn’t.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

Things People Say When They See You Write With Your Left Hand

Left handed ppl think with the right side of your brain.

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